Janiker
Janiker by peepster2011 August 1, 2011
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Junky Janker
A Junky Janker will make any video known to man he also sounds like a cat, specifically a blue one, or that one kid from that was in that zombie show
Junky Janker by Waluigi69 July 22, 2019
Jankerbating
Going into a port-a-potty in 100+ Degree weather and trying to rub one out while smelling festering shit inside.
soldier one "Yo, that port-a-potty is like a sauna"
Soldier two "I bet, its 120 degrees out here"
Soldier one "Yeah, that thing was perfect for Jankerbating."
Soldier two "I bet, its 120 degrees out here"
Soldier one "Yeah, that thing was perfect for Jankerbating."
Jankerbating by Chi-boy May 21, 2013
Junky Janker
1. Our lord and savior who eliminated the middle class. 2. Killer of James Charles. 3. Actor of a blue fucking cat.
Junky Janker by T0×1C October 22, 2019
Janiter
A common misspelling of the word Janitor.
A Janitor is someone who is in charge to do all the maintenance in a building of any sort (private, public, etc.).
A Janitor is someone who is in charge to do all the maintenance in a building of any sort (private, public, etc.).
"Eric, spell 'Janitor'"
"J-A-N-I-T-E-R (janiter)"
"You misspelled it, dumbass. It's J-A-N-I-T-O-R!"
"Oh..."
"J-A-N-I-T-E-R (janiter)"
"You misspelled it, dumbass. It's J-A-N-I-T-O-R!"
"Oh..."
Janiter by Ilisten2Metal June 6, 2014
Jankerbomb
The act of a drunken masturbation session where one has a jagerbomb on hand and does his shot while ejaculating on his roommates floor.
If this douchebag wakes me up bitching one more again im going to jankerbomb his room when he goes to work.
Jankerbomb by Jager King February 18, 2011
jankers
military punishment: punishment for a serviceman or servicewoman who has committed a military offense
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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