Definitions by Ilisten2Metal
Internet English
n. A dialect of the English language frequently used on the internet.
The following rules apply when using in Internet English:
-Your: most often used for both the possessive pronoun and the contraction of "you are" while the latter is more prominently used.
-There, Their and They're refer to location, possession, and the contraction of "they are," respectively, however either word can go with either meaning, thus breaking the rules familiar when using proper English.
-Wut: short for "what."
-u: short for "you." "ur" is the possessive pronoun meaning the same as "your."
...and many more rules apply, but I, unfortunately, do not have the time to write down all the rules. If you wish to learn more, find someone who is proficiently fluent in the language to teach you some slang.
The following rules apply when using in Internet English:
-Your: most often used for both the possessive pronoun and the contraction of "you are" while the latter is more prominently used.
-There, Their and They're refer to location, possession, and the contraction of "they are," respectively, however either word can go with either meaning, thus breaking the rules familiar when using proper English.
-Wut: short for "what."
-u: short for "you." "ur" is the possessive pronoun meaning the same as "your."
...and many more rules apply, but I, unfortunately, do not have the time to write down all the rules. If you wish to learn more, find someone who is proficiently fluent in the language to teach you some slang.
The lack of conventions, lack of punctuation, frequent misspellings, and incorrect uses of words' meanings are what characterizes Internet English. This language is used often on social media and text messaging. Websites include YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.
Internet English by Ilisten2Metal December 25, 2015
Afterwipe
Afterwipe by Ilisten2Metal January 4, 2015
Sibling
Sibling by Ilisten2Metal October 16, 2014
Disgasting
Disgasting by Ilisten2Metal July 14, 2014
Thought Chain
When you think about something which leads you to think about something else, then that thought will lead to another thought, and so on until you are realizing what is happening.
I had a thought chain recently, it went like this:
I was thinking about sex, then I started to think about me being a father, then I started to think about my future, then I started to think about my future career, then I thought about me being a hobo, then I started to think about me dying until I wondered why I was thinking about dying. Then it all came to me...
I was thinking about sex, then I started to think about me being a father, then I started to think about my future, then I started to think about my future career, then I thought about me being a hobo, then I started to think about me dying until I wondered why I was thinking about dying. Then it all came to me...
Thought Chain by Ilisten2Metal July 9, 2014
UD Language
"I speak UD Language."
"Me too!"
"I was so fungry last night."
"Wow, really? I accidentally took a someoneelsie when you were fungry."
"I have a high-q of 136."
"Wow, then you must be really highper."
"yep!"
"Me too!"
"I was so fungry last night."
"Wow, really? I accidentally took a someoneelsie when you were fungry."
"I have a high-q of 136."
"Wow, then you must be really highper."
"yep!"
UD Language by Ilisten2Metal July 9, 2014