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military punishment: punishment for a serviceman or servicewoman who has committed a military offense
'He was up in front of the OC (Officer Commanding - usually a Company Commander (Major)) and got 7 days jankers"
jankers by BillW April 23, 2006
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Junky Janker 

A Junky Janker will make any video known to man he also sounds like a cat, specifically a blue one, or that one kid from that was in that zombie show
"WOOAH HEY GAMERS IT'S ME JUNKY JANKER, and as you can probably tell I'm not home right now!"
Junky Janker by Waluigi69 July 22, 2019

Jankerbating 

Going into a port-a-potty in 100+ Degree weather and trying to rub one out while smelling festering shit inside.
soldier one "Yo, that port-a-potty is like a sauna"

Soldier two "I bet, its 120 degrees out here"

Soldier one "Yeah, that thing was perfect for Jankerbating."
Jankerbating by Chi-boy May 21, 2013
Jakers is used in Ireland as a euphemism for Jesus, to avoid taking his name in vain. See also: Janey Mac and James's Street (both euphemisms for Jesus Christ).
Jakers, did she really!?
Jakers by Matt Madra April 26, 2008

jankenstein 

anyone showing janky behavior or doing something jank or janktified to a unbelievable degree.
Can you believehe came up in here wearing that bullshit, looking like jankenstein himself.

You locked ya keys in the car with the car running? That's that jankenstein shit right there.
jankenstein by King Swag July 30, 2008

Ass Jackers 

Any type of open toed sandal that consists of a heel higher then 3 inches, drawing a similarity to a hydraulically actuated pump type automotive lift that is used to jack up a certain part of the body, to allow for smoother access and a cleaner insertion of parts, which in this case would be the ass of a female.
Hey, did you check out Karen wearing the cut off skirt and the ass jackers? She must be guy phishing.
Ass Jackers by LMV January 2, 2009
The word Mexicans used to describe the New York Yankees. For some odd reason, Mexicans can't pronounce Y's and often replace the letter with a J.
Hey Pablo, I love the Jankees.
Jankees by Jay Knockers April 6, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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