A genius failed by the education system who can secretly answer math problems at a post-collegiate level but doesn't reveal this talent until it is too late.
by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010
1. People with huge beards in your school that cleans up after your shit, but in reality, they are the rulers of the world. Usually old people with a crazed look in his eyes, they are very wise and the only mens on the planet able to make babies.
2.He's your dad.
2.He's your dad.
1. Voter 1: Hey, is George Bush a janitor?
Voter 2: Nah he's too dumb to be one. Osama is a real janitor. Look at the size of his beard!
Voter 2: Nah he's too dumb to be one. Osama is a real janitor. Look at the size of his beard!
by semaca January 10, 2009
by TheFiend138 July 18, 2014
Person: Hey did you attend Fouseys Hate Dies Love Arrives concert
Human: Oh yea didn’t Dax perform and bring up his bs story about being a JANITOR
Human: Oh yea didn’t Dax perform and bring up his bs story about being a JANITOR
by Mr. 69420 March 14, 2020
When a girl is giving you a blow job, and just as you are about to ejaculate, you whip your penis out of her mouth and jizz all over the ground. Then you mop it up with her hair and throw her down a flight of stairs.
Jim: Wow jake, you really gave her a good janitor. you should be a real janitor.
Jake: I thought mopping up my jizz with ur mom's hair made me a real janitor (sobs)
Jake: I thought mopping up my jizz with ur mom's hair made me a real janitor (sobs)
by the jjjjanitor May 06, 2011
To be a hypocritical fascist thug controlling every aspect of his "citizen's" lives and banning those he dislikes for no given reason. An asshole of the highest order and a really boring idiot in terms of discussion.
by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003
1.A Janitor of your neighborhood,city,town,state can refer to a member of your local drug syndicate,or organized crime mob. He is the individual who holds the key's. The "key's" represent "something" such as quantities of various drugs,valuable or rare information, Valuable knowledge such as( geographical,info., personal info., inside info.).
2. The Janitor can also be designated, or named by a group,gang,orginization(faculty) as a whole to be the individual who does "dirty" jobs that no-one else can stomach , or that no-one else necissarily has the expertise or know-how,patience, etc. to complete efficientley.
3. The Janitor , holds the "keys" that can unlock the entire "school", "building", "office", "complex", etc.
2. The Janitor can also be designated, or named by a group,gang,orginization(faculty) as a whole to be the individual who does "dirty" jobs that no-one else can stomach , or that no-one else necissarily has the expertise or know-how,patience, etc. to complete efficientley.
3. The Janitor , holds the "keys" that can unlock the entire "school", "building", "office", "complex", etc.
The Janitor posesses the keys to life, thus everyone wants to be "friends" or on the good side of the janitor because he can always find you a shortcut, or the quickest route to where you need to go. He has the lay of the land, see's all, hear's all, and can help you out when you need it the most.
by BIG J Reppin 602,480,623 September 06, 2008