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A genius failed by the education system who can secretly answer math problems at a post-collegiate level but doesn't reveal this talent until it is too late.
Matt Damon: DON'T DO IT, MAN! NOT YOU, MAN!!!!
Student: Shut up, janitor.
by SpaceMouse April 16, 2010
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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ie Master of the custodial arts
"I am a master of the custodial arts, or janitor if you wanna be a dick about it!"
by Brittvj October 07, 2007
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1. People with huge beards in your school that cleans up after your shit, but in reality, they are the rulers of the world. Usually old people with a crazed look in his eyes, they are very wise and the only mens on the planet able to make babies.
2.He's your dad.
1. Voter 1: Hey, is George Bush a janitor?
Voter 2: Nah he's too dumb to be one. Osama is a real janitor. Look at the size of his beard!
by semaca January 10, 2009
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It’s DAX... What Dax always brings up in his songs or should I say freestyles and remixes
Person: Hey did you attend Fouseys Hate Dies Love Arrives concert
Human: Oh yea didn’t Dax perform and bring up his bs story about being a JANITOR
by Mr. 69420 March 14, 2020
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I'm a master of the custodial arts...or a Janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.
by TheFiend138 July 18, 2014
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A player in halo 2 that waits for two players to engage in combat and then kills both of them. He gets credit for kills that he didnt earn by cleaning up like a janitor.
"Mike you are such a janitor. You didnt have one legit kill you puss."
by RAWasHELL September 12, 2006
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