Janker

One who janks-off excessively.

At work they call me the "Janker" because I tend to jank-off at work.

by Mr. Janker September 15, 2007

Janker

A Bitch gay white boy that takes it in the ass named Dylan helvey

Dylan is a janker

by Djohndeit January 4, 2017

janker

Someone who gets thier paper from I.D. theft... also see janky... JANK 4 LIFE!?

"That mother fucker janks, thats why he bought about a pound of crank"
"Let's go jank this mother fucker"
"Lets go jank some checks"

by BUSTER!!! July 24, 2008

Janker

Person who exercises like a lunatic in January for no logical reason and wants everyone to know about it

As a runner goes past in new shiny kit on a cold January morning, mutter under your breath “janker”

by Cartmanforpresident October 9, 2020

Janker

Someone who thinks that urban dictionary is a real dictionary

That janker told me it was a real word

by Wedgechassis December 14, 2022

Janker

When a oil tanker explodes but pineapples come out instead of a explosion

"Dude, That oil tanker just jankered!"

by skewez May 29, 2023

Junky Janker

A Junky Janker will make any video known to man he also sounds like a cat, specifically a blue one, or that one kid from that was in that zombie show

"WOOAH HEY GAMERS IT'S ME JUNKY JANKER, and as you can probably tell I'm not home right now!"

by Waluigi69 July 22, 2019