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Janitor Rage 

Janitor rage is when a janitor is fired and he goes into the bathroom where he works and defiles it with urine and stool and toilet-paper.
Boss: You're going to have to clean up some kind of decent in the bathroom down the hall.

New Janitor: Why's that?

Boss: Seems the last guy had a case of janitor rage.

New Janitor: Damn...
Janitor Rage by YourNotARockStar October 3, 2013
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Jersey City Janitor 

A sexual position, where the female grabs the toilet bowl with her hands, and then the male inserts his penis into the female. He pumps so hard her head starts to bob in and out of the toilet water
I gave some girl a Jersey City Janitor in the bathrom dude!
Jersey City Janitor by jrky February 9, 2009
Adjective-
1. A Goddess, a Queen.

2. One of a kind.

3. Elegant and graceful.

4. One who is envied by many and wanted by innumerous.

5. Beautiful, bold, intelligent, and gifted.

6. Patient, kind, forgiving, and magnanimous.

7. Rare
Janitra by UtopianQueen January 17, 2017
"I am a master of the custodial arts, or janitor if you wanna be a dick about it!"
janitor by Brittvj January 4, 2009
A genius failed by the education system who can secretly answer math problems at a post-collegiate level but doesn't reveal this talent until it is too late.
Matt Damon: DON'T DO IT, MAN! NOT YOU, MAN!!!!
Student: Shut up, janitor.
Janitor by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010

peep show janitor 

Low-paying, unsavory profession entailing the cleaning of the booths where patrons enter to watch a peep show. Condsidered to be the worst career move a person could ever make, this job rates at the very bottom in the self-esteem and prestige categories.
Dave: Whatever happened to Brad, the valedictorian? Wasn't he voted most likely to succeed back in high school?

Tom: I guess he must have fallen on hard times. Last I heard, he was sucking dick for crack after he was fired from his peep show janitor position.
peep show janitor by Robb H May 11, 2006
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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