Jankerbating 

Going into a port-a-potty in 100+ Degree weather and trying to rub one out while smelling festering shit inside.

soldier one "Yo, that port-a-potty is like a sauna"

Soldier two "I bet, its 120 degrees out here"

Soldier one "Yeah, that thing was perfect for Jankerbating."

Jankerbating by Chi-boy May 21, 2013

Jackerbating 

Hardcore, wrist tiring, cock swelling jacking off to the extreme.

Hey man, sorry I can't go out tonight. Why? Well, I can't walk... well it's because I've been jackerbating since Tuesday and my cock is chaffed and balls are swollen.

Jackerbating by KILLRHEDAKE November 24, 2009

jackerbating 

The act of masturbating to Jack Bauer

Yesterday I walked in on my roommate jackerbating on the couch again

jackerbating by teenwolf&wolverine February 20, 2011

jazzerbating 

the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.

Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!

Dude i was jazzerbating while watching my mom's "Totally Abs" workout tape!

jazzerbating by Guidz August 29, 2006

jackerbating 

to ejecaulate with lots of emotion and hardness; to masturbate with lots of force

Brandon Penton was jackerbating with his friend Owen Strassner; and Brandon Penton jizzed on Owen's cabinents.

jackerbating by Brazzzerss May 23, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019