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Jajger is an epithet for baes that watch hentai on their phones in the school bathroom and pretend to be cats and have sexual intercourse with them as well. Jajgers typically have a unique scent resembling Kraft macaroni and cheese and scallions.
Jajger loves flirting with their Seniorita uwu!
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Aggy Jaggers 

Old slang originally from the county of Kent in England. It refers to an eerie sea mist that forms along the shore which then gradually moves inland bringing with it a chilly, unpleasant clamminess. In his book ‘Great Expectations’ Charles Dickens has Pip meet the convict Magwitch in a thick aggy jagger.
There’s an aggy jaggers come in, can’t see your hand in front of your face.
Aggy Jaggers by AKACroatalin June 16, 2017

eren jaeger 

Did you hear? He Eren Jaeger'd and destroyed the whole town.
eren jaeger by Rinkei September 20, 2013

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez 

1. The most badass don't-give-a-shit Espada in all of Bleach

2. Rival to Ichigo Kurosaki

3. A beast...literally. He'll tear your arm off and beat you with it

4. 6th Espada, Arrancar, Hollow, an inspiration to all villains out there
Ichigo: Dude you just punched through a girl's stomach
Grimmjow: you're next
Ichigo:...*thinks* shit run for your life, you don't wanna mess with Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez by rawrosity January 8, 2012

jaggerbush 

term for thorns, briers. Plural: jaggers
Watch out for that jaggerbush!

Man, I hate jaggers.
jaggerbush by Thadeus Buell February 23, 2008

Jager Main 

A deluxe piece of cancer that gets head shot at the begin of each defense round attempting to spawn peak and cries him or her self to sleep every night for the acog.

A toxic piece of shit who ruins the fucking game and doesn't let anyone in the building because they are all dead by the time the timer hasn't even hit thirty seconds in the round. (Due to spawn peaking)
Player one: Fuck you Jager Main!You toxic piece of shit all you fucking do is spawn peak!

Jager: Get spawn peaked. Ha Ha Ha!
Jager Main by TheKnowItAllBoutGames September 10, 2018

jaegermeister 

Strong alcoholic beverage originally brought back to American from Germany and made popular by Frank Sinatra.

It is easily recognizable with its deer logo, and has enjoyed a burst in popularity in the recent year due to the fact it is used in a drink called the Jaegerbomb.
To make a Jaegerbomb, one needs part Jaegermeister and part Energy Drink.
jaegermeister by PhilippeLeTarré August 20, 2007
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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