jager

A delectable drink which will get you smashed off you'r ass.
Damn, did you just see Brockman down that whole bottle of Jager?!?
by Brockman September 06, 2003
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Short for "Jagermeister", this is a drink that originated from Germany as a cough syrup.
I took a shot of jager and I shot my woman down.
by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004
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jager is originally a german word meaning "yack," or throw up intensly. it is commonly assossiated with the word "meister" which is translated to the word "master." there is a drink named after these two words called "jagermeister." when this word is translated it means "the yack master." the name was created because this drink is known to cause people drinking it to lose all knowledge of the rest of the night and wake up with throw up all over themselves and anything else in the house/apartment/playground/etc. anyone who drinks the beverage will instantly become "a yack master" or "throw up master." anything done under the influence of the drink is justifiable by simply saying: "i had a jager night..." (see "jager night.")
dude, that smell is gonna make me jager all over the place.

if i jager any more i think im seriously gonna die.
by steve_insane July 12, 2008
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The real defenition of jager is it is used to keep your stomach settled when drinking alot. Ive been to germany and germans drink so much while they eat and after that if they did not drink jager before they drink they would get severly sick and get alcohol poisoning.And so they have one shot before and they can drink as much as they want!!!
I had a shot jager and drank all i want without getting sick!
by Philip Galamore February 05, 2007
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The best thing about living in a college town is all the jager.
by Mizike July 04, 2003
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No more fuze, jager make you stop worrying about grenades now
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Short for Jägermeister. Pronounced "yay-ger-my-ster", or simply "yay-ger". A darkly-colored liqeuer (not liquor; yes, there's a difference) with an alcohol content of 35%, or 70 proof. Commonly spelled "Jager" instead of "Jäger" due to the fact that typing an umlaut (¨) over the letter A in "Jäger" is a pain in the ass for Americans.

Jäger is pretty expensive, about 20 dollars for a fifth and 30 dollars for a liter, which is a fifth half again. By comparison, cheap rum with an alcohol content of 40% costs about $17 for a 1.75 liter bottle, more than twice as much as a fifth. If you just want to get drunk, Jäger is not for you. If you actually drink for the flavor in addition to the drunkenness, give Jäger a try. The taste of Jäger is similar to black licorice. The "Jäger Bomb", a drink consisting of Jäger with Red Bull, is a very popular mixed drink.

If you want to drink in public, Jäger is ideal. Pour some Jäger into a soda or diet soda bottle. Jäger looks almost identical to soda, and thus the dark caramel-colored Jäger is perfect for bottles made for caramel-colored sodas such as Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Diet Coke, or Diet Pepsi.
"I did eight shots of Jager and woke up the next day in a puddle of my own piss."
by Rodney Munch June 27, 2006
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