jagermeister

a.k.a. Liquid Crack. it will make you do things most liquor won't.

its all fun and games until the jager comes out then you end up sexing up fat chicks.

by Rexall October 12, 2004

jagermeister

1. Truth serum.
2. Snitch revealer.
3. Emotion releaser.

Mickel'el drank half the bottle of Jagermeister then he almost killed his mama.

by Dahn April 14, 2008

jagermeister

Social lubricant particularly good for speeding entry into a chick's pants.

IF you want to bang that chick, I suggest you buy her a Jagermeister.

by bubba May 05, 2004

jagermeister

an excellent liquor that tastes like cough syrup and will put some hair on your ass, drink at your own risk

I was hammered off that jagermeister

by Thats right May 26, 2003

jagermeister

Best enjoyed chilled and accompanied with chronic.

If you drink it with Red Bull, it makes a jager bomb.

Summertime is primetime for drinking jagermeister.

Jagermeister does NOT contain deer blood. That's an urban legend.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance May 03, 2004

jagermeister

a wonderful intoxicant of which you can't taste its strength. the beauty of jager is its licorice taste which lets you drink way more than you should.

Jagermeister does not need to bo mixed fuck jager bombs just pull the bottle or take shots

by >*^bUtTe_OrIgInAl^*< January 14, 2008

jagermeister

Hell in a bottle. A German liquor that Hitler invented as an alternative means of killing Jews.

I drank 12 shots of jagermeister, puked everywhere, and got head from a fat chick.

by flunkmonger February 17, 2005