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The best guy in the entire world. He's adorable and sexy and amazing. He's the best boyfriend in the history of boyfriends.
I love you Jaeger.
Jaeger by IloveJaeger323232 November 29, 2012
an art teacher with a 36 inch cock (hard)and fucks his students in the street.
Yo that jaeger guy fucks four girls at once!
Noun - a measure of length equivalent to two hands and a mushroom cap
Mary: How big was his penis?
Joanie: It was a jaeger.
Jaeger by hugh069 October 26, 2011
We don't let him drink because on New Years he Jaegered on the dining room table.
Jaeger by J. D. Mackelfeather January 7, 2011
A man/woman that nobody wants to hang out with because of his ego
Man i don't like that jaeger guy
Jaeger by poop tart June 5, 2015
The biggest bot in the world always camps in bushes irl and in all games. Jaegers always pops out of nowhere and still manages to die. Jaegers always also have those 1 inch wonders. No one ever wants to hang out or have sex with him but end up doing it out of pity
Watch out he's Bush camping
Don't worry it's just a jaeger.

Or
Oh no its a jaeger stay away from him and his one inch wonder
Jaeger by Baguelliot January 11, 2020