Jackerbait

Material used to masterbate to, pornography, Underwear catalogs, or for Pedobear a Pre-school year book.

Man that issue of Catholic School Girl Times has some sweet ass Church Chicks in it. It is some nice jackerbait!

Jackerbait by Jimmy-the-Shat December 11, 2010

Jankerbating 

Going into a port-a-potty in 100+ Degree weather and trying to rub one out while smelling festering shit inside.

soldier one "Yo, that port-a-potty is like a sauna"

Soldier two "I bet, its 120 degrees out here"

Soldier one "Yeah, that thing was perfect for Jankerbating."

Jankerbating by Chi-boy May 21, 2013

Jackermitting 

The act of masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties tied to your head to blind yourself.

Dude, I felt so good jackermitting yesterday.

Jackermitting by Falcon896 December 27, 2009

jackbait 

Overly opinionated and mouthy peckerwood/redneck that doesn't see anything abnormal about the habitual meetings behind the barn for a buggering session with his Uncle Dad.

"I can't get that no'count goddam jackbait Randall to do any fencewalkin'"

jackbait by Nolene June 16, 2006

Jackermitten

The state of being surprised after masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties wrapped over your eyes to blind yourself.

Dude, I was so jackermitten yesterday when my mom walked into my room while I was Jackermitting

Jackermitten by Falcon896 December 27, 2009

jackernaut

Most commonly used in the "Call of Duty" game series. Certain perks allow individuals to have an increased amount of health, which in turn makes them harder to kill. Stopping Power, FMJ (Full Metal Jacket), Deep Impact, Grenades and other explosive devices have no affect on these jackernauts!

see also: cocksucker, noob

Player 1: "I can"t seem to kill these cocksuckers!"
Player 2: " That"s because they're all running around with
fucking jackernaut on"

jackernaut by Supreme Bish August 31, 2010

Jackerbating 

Hardcore, wrist tiring, cock swelling jacking off to the extreme.

Hey man, sorry I can't go out tonight. Why? Well, I can't walk... well it's because I've been jackerbating since Tuesday and my cock is chaffed and balls are swollen.

Jackerbating by KILLRHEDAKE November 24, 2009