mitt

Unit of currency equal to $10,000

I bet you a mitt that Obama won't win the election

by loptky June 23, 2013

mitt

{verb}: The involuntary groaning sound made when squeezing out a turd whilst constipated.

A mitt both is an onomatopaea and a shortened version of emmitting.

"what's that sound coming from the toilet? it sounds like miiiiiiittttt?"

"oh, that's just johnny mitt-ing a turd out, he ate too much spinach yesterday"

by EvilQueenofHardTechno August 29, 2012

mitt

man + tit = mitt!!!

Gee,you can see our choir directors mitts right through that white shirt! hee hee!

by boooey January 22, 2007

Mitt

Face!!

Jada- Hey Girl. I punched her right in her mf mitt
Myah- Damn Jay u wild
Jada- She always talking shit so it had to be done
Myah- Right Sis

by Qveen_.Jae February 1, 2017

Mitt

Someone's face,
An ugly face.

"You got shit all over your mitt"
"That kid has mitt disease stage 10"

by phillyniggga October 19, 2014

the mitt

When warranted, the mitt serves as an act of due reward, or deserved fate. Technically speaking, the mitt incurs a slap from bare hand to facial cheek. The mitt can be used as both retaliation and instigation. Public and private mitts connote varying degrees of severity (deficit).

"Ben really blew it last night. He was in the deficit, so I gave him the mitt of his life."

"I called this guy at 207-215-7195, and the next thing I knew, well... let's just leave it at that."

by Bernard 2.0 March 31, 2012

mitts

refers to ones own hands

i had all i needed, gas can, razor wire, hack saw, and my mitts

by Humpleton Jarble September 29, 2005