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jackernaut

Most commonly used in the "Call of Duty" game series. Certain perks allow individuals to have an increased amount of health, which in turn makes them harder to kill. Stopping Power, FMJ (Full Metal Jacket), Deep Impact, Grenades and other explosive devices have no affect on these jackernauts!

see also: cocksucker, noob
Player 1: "I can"t seem to kill these cocksuckers!"
Player 2: " That"s because they're all running around with
fucking jackernaut on"
by Supreme Bish August 31, 2010
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Jagernaut

A shot consisting of 2 shots of jager, 1 shot of grand marnier, and 151 floated on top.
God damn, I drank a Jagernaut last night and fucked some uggos I picked up at the bottle-o!
by #Chemphoria July 9, 2011
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Jackerbating

Hardcore, wrist tiring, cock swelling jacking off to the extreme.
Hey man, sorry I can't go out tonight. Why? Well, I can't walk... well it's because I've been jackerbating since Tuesday and my cock is chaffed and balls are swollen.
by KILLRHEDAKE November 24, 2009
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jackerbating

Yesterday I walked in on my roommate jackerbating on the couch again
by teenwolf&wolverine February 20, 2011
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jaggernaut

1) A seriously long drinking/partying adventure. Usually involving at least 10 cases of beer, and at least several bottles of booze. Antics include laughing uncontrollably, smoking enormous amounts of weed, mail-box smashing, drift-jumping (ie: taking a shit car and jumping huge snow drifts), and generally pissing the sober people off that you meet. Frequently, and unfortunately, involves the police in some manner or form unless you are smart enough to get away.
2) Title song from album by Scissorfight. The song pretty much means the above definition.
Ivo: Damn, dude, that was seriously the longest jag I've been on.
Bustano: Yeah, bro, when did we start this jaggernaut?
Ivo: Man, I don't really remember. I think about 4 or 5 days ago. Do you remember giving Roan that Dirty Sanchez?
Bustano: Dude, that was you...and by the way, that was fuckin' hilarious!
Ivo: Haha, yeah! Jaggernaut, don't you ever stop!?
Bustano: Dude, let's go get a drink at the bar and start over again.
by Ivo Man February 27, 2008
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Jackerbait

Material used to masterbate to, pornography, Underwear catalogs, or for Pedobear a Pre-school year book.
Man that issue of Catholic School Girl Times has some sweet ass Church Chicks in it. It is some nice jackerbait!
by Jimmy-the-Shat December 11, 2010
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jaugernaut

in 2001 a man nicknamed "jaugernaut" hit some cock muncher named maura in the face with his sperm covered dick
yo bitches i just jaugernauted some bitch ass ho who was giving me lip
by pig butt fucker February 20, 2005
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