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Jackermitten
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The state of being surprised after
masturbating
and
ejaculating
into an
oven mitt
with your mother's panties wrapped over your eyes to blind yourself.
Dude, I was so jackermitten
yesterday
when my mom
walked
into my room while I was
Jackermitting
by
Falcon896
December 27, 2009
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