Jackerbating
Hey man, sorry I can't go out tonight. Why? Well, I can't walk... well it's because I've been jackerbating since Tuesday and my cock is chaffed and balls are swollen.
Jackerbating by KILLRHEDAKE November 24, 2009
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jackerbating
jackerbating by teenwolf&wolverine February 20, 2011
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jackerbating
Brandon Penton was jackerbating with his friend Owen Strassner; and Brandon Penton jizzed on Owen's cabinents.
jackerbating by Brazzzerss May 23, 2010
Jankerbating
Going into a port-a-potty in 100+ Degree weather and trying to rub one out while smelling festering shit inside.
soldier one "Yo, that port-a-potty is like a sauna"
Soldier two "I bet, its 120 degrees out here"
Soldier one "Yeah, that thing was perfect for Jankerbating."
Soldier two "I bet, its 120 degrees out here"
Soldier one "Yeah, that thing was perfect for Jankerbating."
Jankerbating by Chi-boy May 21, 2013
Jackturbating
The Act of Jacking off while saying you're masturbating while mistaking it for fapturbating, which means you are jackturbating.
Simon was Jackturbating to Haylee Williams voice in Airplanes 1 & 2.
Dude I just jackturbated all over the Palringo Chat.
I don't masturbate.....I jackturbate!!!!
Dude I just jackturbated all over the Palringo Chat.
I don't masturbate.....I jackturbate!!!!
Jackturbating by AproSamurai June 21, 2010
jazzerbating
the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.
Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!
Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!
jazzerbating by Guidz August 29, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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