Definitions by Falcon896

Gasplagasplash 

A Festival invented by several groups to worship and have sexual relations with cattle. People in attendance are often cult members

Dude, I had so much fun at that gasplagasplash last night when I fucked a steer

Gasplagasplash by Falcon896 December 30, 2009

Fartlaugh

The act of simultaneously farting and laughing and is often embarrassing.

Dude, while i was trying to ask out Kelly yesterday i accidentally Fartlaughed and she walked away.

Fartlaugh by Falcon896 December 30, 2009

Jackermitten

The state of being surprised after masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties wrapped over your eyes to blind yourself.

Dude, I was so jackermitten yesterday when my mom walked into my room while I was Jackermitting

Jackermitten by Falcon896 December 27, 2009

Jackermitting 

The act of masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties tied to your head to blind yourself.

Dude, I felt so good jackermitting yesterday.

Jackermitting by Falcon896 December 27, 2009