4 definitions by Falcon896

Jackermitten

The state of being surprised after masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties wrapped over your eyes to blind yourself.

Dude, I was so jackermitten yesterday when my mom walked into my room while I was Jackermitting

by Falcon896 December 28, 2010

Jackermitting

The act of masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties tied to your head to blind yourself.

Dude, I felt so good jackermitting yesterday.

by Falcon896 December 28, 2010

Fartlaugh

The act of simultaneously farting and laughing and is often embarrassing.

Dude, while i was trying to ask out Kelly yesterday i accidentally Fartlaughed and she walked away.

by Falcon896 December 31, 2010

Gasplagasplash

A Festival invented by several groups to worship and have sexual relations with cattle. People in attendance are often cult members

Dude, I had so much fun at that gasplagasplash last night when I fucked a steer

by Falcon896 December 30, 2010