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jackbait 

Overly opinionated and mouthy peckerwood/redneck that doesn't see anything abnormal about the habitual meetings behind the barn for a buggering session with his Uncle Dad.
"I can't get that no'count goddam jackbait Randall to do any fencewalkin'"
jackbait by Nolene June 16, 2006
Words you can keep
1) n. Combination between jackass and dingbat.

2) n. Someone who does something rude, but might too stupid to know better.
The bagger at the grocery store put a gallon of milk on top of the grapes. What a jackbat!
jackbat by bennyv November 7, 2010
Jackbit is Wiganese for food, Wigan is a town in the North est of England, famous for it's friendly, beer swigging , pie-eating folk....and George Formby...oh, and a Pier that isn't a Pier
I'm feeling reet klempt, let's get some jackbit from't shop'...a translation of this ' I'm feeling terribly hungry old chap, let us get some food from the local food establishment
Jackbit by paulsbazaar July 5, 2010

jackbaited 

In online chat rooms, when you write a sentence that is perfect for the resident prankster to turn into a meme image.
"I need a meme for my meme, yo" *Someone instantly posts a yo dawg meme image* "You jackbaited him." "Yup."
jackbaited by electrawn February 28, 2017

Jackbattle 

When a group of guys or girls decide to have a masturbation contest. Whoever orgasms first, wins.
Amanda: "Hey girls ! Wanna have a jackbattle?"
Leyla: "Sure ! I'm gonna win this time, I'm wet already!"

ex. 2

"Guys... Is it okay if i take quick one?"
"I'll do it too!"
"Me too!"
"Let's have a jackbattle then!"
Jackbattle by Jackjizzer January 26, 2010
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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