jakerbate

the act of masturbation.

Instead of taking someone home lastnight i went home to jakerbate then sleep.

by rayvnhart May 24, 2008

Jankerbating

Going into a port-a-potty in 100+ Degree weather and trying to rub one out while smelling festering shit inside.

soldier one "Yo, that port-a-potty is like a sauna"

Soldier two "I bet, its 120 degrees out here"

Soldier one "Yeah, that thing was perfect for Jankerbating."

by Chi-boy May 21, 2013

JakeBaked

Where someone gets so high on drugs (most commonly LSD) , they start tripping so badly they think their name is 'Jake' and start acting weirdly. If this happens too often, then they may change their name to Jake because they are accustomed to that name. However, it is unknown why the name 'Jake' is used.

Person 1) Ah man, Tom got totally JakeBaked last night!
Person 2) Ikr!

by toastface5 April 30, 2013

Jakeymated

Jakeymated is a word that is past tense that means dead, or not alive.

I just jakeymated my pc

by Bob the bobber March 8, 2022

jakeybakers

Jakeybakers is a female bunny who likes mating with other bunnies!

Jakeybakers wants to mate with you! ~uwu

by CommitDeletus August 21, 2020

Jakebabe

1. The act of baking ones penis in an easy bake oven. Usually with a spicy type of newmans own ranch dressing, and jalepeno peppers
2. Fuck
3. A forest

Yesterday, I jakebabed all over the oven.

by Soudja Jew October 25, 2007

Jackerbating

Hardcore, wrist tiring, cock swelling jacking off to the extreme.

Hey man, sorry I can't go out tonight. Why? Well, I can't walk... well it's because I've been jackerbating since Tuesday and my cock is chaffed and balls are swollen.

by KILLRHEDAKE November 24, 2009