javalog 

\jä-,-ve,log\(n)
going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.

First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.

I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.

javalog by horsewhistle June 26, 2007

java log 

A fireplace faux-log made mostly from coffee beans.
It is most effective when a handsome blonde-ish man (preferably named Opie) and his male friend (preferably a stupid stand-up comedian with an unclipped cock) light one up and then do the homo thing.

Hey man, let's put on a java log and play a Robert Reed roleplay!

java log by Jimmy Robinson November 15, 2006

Javaloge 

An Offensive word used to discriminate White persons.

YOU JAVALOGE!!!!!

Go back to England with all the JAVALOGES!!!

Javaloge by marieh. December 16, 2008

Jamalogy 

A force of negative energy; mostly referring to actions. Can be circumstantial, man made, or just plain shit luck

A “jamalogist” is someone who is prone to bad luck, for example: Charlie Brown

*happens upon traffic*
“fucking Jamalogy”

Jamalogy by Marla894 July 16, 2019