1. A long winded explanation that really isn't very interesting. 2. Bullshit
"It's a "courting candle" and is in this weird wrought iron holder that you turned to a certain point and when the candle burns down to that point, then the date was supposed to be over or some jabooby like that. I can't remember why he had it..."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'