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Jagaloon
A person who acts like a complete jackass all the time despite their perceived age and wisdom, particularly whilst consuming alcohol.
Jagaloon by Bacokaj broos February 8, 2018
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Jagaloon
Any one adult person who engages in acts of a mentally retarded child. Someone who clearly demonstrates a lack of commitment to maturity and the responsibilities that come with it.
Dr. Doback in Step Brothers to his 40 year old son living at home who cant get a job or act like an adult:
"You Jagaloons! You're FAILURES!!"
"You Jagaloons! You're FAILURES!!"
Jagaloon by mahatma ice August 4, 2009
Jagaloon
The guy in a bar who wears a (pink) polo shirt, two sizes too small, with a popped collar; and probably drove there in a Honda Civic.
Bra 1: I Just ordered that Jagaloon an appletini.
Bra 2: Good, that will go nicely with the bag of dicks he’s about to eat.
Bra 2: Good, that will go nicely with the bag of dicks he’s about to eat.
Jagaloon by PhuzzyLogic July 13, 2009
Jagaloon
The guy in a bar who wears a (pink) polo shirt, two sizes too small, with a popped collar; and probably drove there in a Honda Civic.
Bra 1: I Just ordered that Jagaloon an appletini.
Bra 2: Good, that will go nicely with the bag of dicks he’s about to eat.
Bra 2: Good, that will go nicely with the bag of dicks he’s about to eat.
Jagaloon by PhuzzyLogic July 13, 2009
Jagaloon
Jagaloon by chicago416 May 4, 2009