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Pronounce “Jay•VALT”

Place of Origin:
Twin Cities, Mn
24th of Feb, 2021

Adjective

A word used to describe describe someone or something. Also a word used as a descriptor for something they are about to do, currently are doing, or have previous done or simply something taking place. Used in place of the common phrase, just val things. JVALT
“The muscles below my tit felt like they were ripping themselves apart like a pop up rave or something and they were all dancing their hearts out, its totally JVALT.”
JVALT by Swash.Niner February 28, 2021
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when someone takes too fucking long to do something
Friend: I'll be back in an minute.
Me: Don't you dare pull a jhalt on me.
jhalt by eyaaaaa August 30, 2017
Related Words
JVALT Jalter Jvalin jwalter JALT Jaltay Jalting Jalty Jealthy jhalt
A gang bang where the men chase down women with their mighty sword cocks, trying to infiltrate and penetrate the women. At the end women either win by escaping or win by sucking the men;)
Yo that Jalter was lit!
Jalter by Suck me;) November 22, 2018
When someone is salty and jelly at the same time
The night before a giant essay was due Neo, Leonardo Dicrapio, and Ice Cube stayed up all night to write their essays, like until fucking 7 am. Now in the giant group text, every not dumb person was like we are done and going to sleep. When they heard that, they became simultaneously salty and jealous because they hadn't finished their essays when their friends had and they wouldn't get any sleep. When they texted back, they were defensive because they were jalty.
Jalty by 【=◈︿◈=】 May 24, 2015
A being with a mixture of great personality, an exceptional sense of humor, a sharp mind, and a cute face. They are extremely extroverted with their close friends and have the ability to understand anyone. They love to make everyone happy. They might not be the know-it-all but are constantly learning and improving themselves. They never get any bitches because of their own stupidity.
Ellie: Man this guy is so funny, gentle, and smart at the same time, he must be a Jvalaj!
Guy: Haha, your mom!
Ellie: He really is a Jvalaj...
Jvalaj by Jergan Adnaul May 25, 2022
JALT means "Just a little thick" from the song by Trinidad James
JALT by yeetfam420 January 14, 2017
Jvalin is a guy who is a total nerd and always sits in the front row of class. He thinks he is too cool but isnt.

He's weird. Totally. But in some ways, he's awesome too.
1 - Hey dude, wanna come for a movie ?

2 - No man. Gotta study for the English test which will take place in a month.

1 - Oh my god. You're such a Jvalin. -.-
Jvalin by awesomeperson17 March 5, 2011