The night before a giant essay was due Neo, Leonardo Dicrapio, and Ice Cube stayed up all night to write their essays, like until fucking 7 am. Now in the giant group text, every not dumb person was like we are done and going to sleep. When they heard that, they became simultaneously salty and jealous because they hadn't finished their essays when their friends had and they wouldn't get any sleep. When they texted back, they were defensive because they were jalty.

I've been jabbed