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when someone takes too fucking long to do something
Friend: I'll be back in an minute.
Me: Don't you dare pull a jhalt on me.
jhalt by eyaaaaa August 30, 2017
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Jhalt Time 

The definition of Jhalt time is when a server release is delayed by up to years.
MineHQ releases in 1 month -Jhalt... 2 years later it releases.

That is the definition of Jhalt Time
Jhalt Time by Rheju June 9, 2018
Related Words
jhalt • Jhalt Time • jhat • jhaat • Jhalak • Jhalil • jhatu • Jalter • jhaatu • Jhalen

Dr. Jhatka 

He is a dr. jhatka
Dr. Jhatka by localtalk March 13, 2020
Jhalak is a cool person. Super kind and sweet, nice eyes. Don't leave her! She so much fun!!! She is not like anyone you meet. Super lit. All in all, be friends with her, it super easy too. Honestly, one of the nicest person you'll meet, ever.
"Have you met Jhalak"
"Yeah dude, she's super nice"
Jhalak by iOnlySpeakTruth July 30, 2018
A gang bang where the men chase down women with their mighty sword cocks, trying to infiltrate and penetrate the women. At the end women either win by escaping or win by sucking the men;)
Yo that Jalter was lit!
Jalter by Suck me;) November 22, 2018
When your boss subjects you to a new assignment, without informing you have been demoted.
Greg: Hey man, you get any sales calls today?
Sammy: Naw man, i'm only customer service. I think i might have been jhalled.
jhalled by jizzGC July 7, 2009

jhantiyatard 

Jhantiyatard is fan of Canadian actor Akshay Kumar, whose real name is Rajiv Jhatiya..who is Epitome of Flops and Disasters in Bollywood.

They in process of trolling others get selftrolled.
Jhantiyatard got trolled again.
jhantiyatard by Wickedmind May 11, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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