Israelis 

People who live or were born in Israel

People that people judge only by seeing palestines side of the war and not seeing what Palestine did and still does to israel

Guy 1: dude israelis sucks they kill gaza people
Smart guy 2: bro Palestine attacks israel all the time and israel only kills terrorists by hunting them down, if israel freed Palestine the whole world will be attacked by the terrorist we’re taking the hits for y’all you dumbasses
Guy 1: didn’t ask

Israelis by Megacompilation August 20, 2023

dancing Israelis 

Another anti-Semitic dog whistle used by white supremacists, based on the lie that there were Israeli's dancing and celebrating when the twin towers were hit on 9/11.

anti-Semite: have you googled "dancing Israelis"??
other person: no, what's that??
anti-Semite: proof of who did 9/11, duh are you stoopid??

dancing Israelis by ScottIsrael February 16, 2022

israeli lawnmower 

A weird sexual practice.

Similar to the mexican lawnmower, with the main difference that you fill her ass with matzo balls and falafel before putting anal beads into her ass and leave it there for a few days. If you need lube, you should use hummus. These Matzo balls will increase the stimulation and help constipating the ass. For the next few days, you feed her with tacos and very spicy food, usually mexican, but it can also be asian. After a few days, you just rip out the anal beads and she will release a metric fucktonne of shit, falafel and matzo balls. Then, you can enjoy some specially spiced, warm, delicious falafel and matzo balls. Mmmmh.

P1: Oh wow, I didnt know you were that good on cooking. This falafel is just delicious. How did you manage to get it that good?
P2: Well, me and my girlfriend tried the israeli lawnmower today.

israeli lawnmower by Sir Asbestos April 24, 2020

Israeli Nasal Slapper 

When your best friend is passed out, and you get his girl friend to do a bridge over top of him with her ass above his head. You then plough her over top of your best friend with your sagging nutsack slapping his nose.

drew: "yo look, brandon passed out on the kitchen floor"
riley: "key, let's get sarah and give him an israeli nasal slapper!"

Israeli Nasal Slapper by amaral11 December 31, 2010

Israelite

A term typically used interchangeably with "Hebrew" and "Jew", referring to an ethnic group that traces its origins to the Biblical patriarch Jacob (Israel). Another group that has consistently traced its origins to this patriarch since antiquity is the Samaritans, and the term "Israelite" may be used to refer to Samaritans as well.

Even in Biblical times, the Israelites weren't of the pure stock of Israel - there was also the Erev Rav, the mixed multitude of people from other nations that followed the Israelites out of Egypt to Sinai, and were still often referred to even in the Torah as b'ney yisrael, Israelites. Conversely, there were Israelites who did not follow Moses to Sinai, and they were not counted among the Israelites from that point.

Among the modern Jews and Samaritans there are groups who trace their origins to specific Israelite tribes. Many families trace their origins to the tribe of Judah, for example, but the lineage that is best conserved is that of the Levites, who continue to play an important role in Judaism and Samaritanism. This includes the priestly lineage, who trace their lineage to Aaron the High Priest.

I'm a Jew, a Hebrew, and an Israelite via Levy, the son of Jacob and Lea.

Israelite by Queen Buttrix April 3, 2021

Tall Israeli 

Mos Def's 2004 album The New Danger featured the controversial song, "The Rape Over", a parody of Jay-Z's The Blueprint hit "The Takeover" which provides a list of influential forces he sees running the hip hop music industry, Mos Def thus refers to Cohen, rapping that "some tall Israeli is runnin' this rap shit":

Old white men is runnin' this rap shit,
Corporate forces runnin' this rap shit,
Some tall Israeli is runnin' this rap shit,
We poke out our asses for a chance to cash in.
Cocaine, is runnin' this rap shit,
'Dro, 'yac and e-pills is runnin this rap shit,
MTV is runnin' this rap shit,
Viacom is runnin' this rap shit,
AOL and Time Warner runnin' this rap shit,
Quasi - homosexuals is runnin' this rap shit.

High-placed executives temporarily made Mos take the song off releases of the album, citing clearance issues with Jay-Z and The Doors, a band which the song samples. The song has been called anti-Semitic for its veiled reference to Jewish record executive Lyor Cohen (the "tall Israeli" who then was head of the The Island Def Jam Music Group), and homophobic for its reference to "quasi-homosexuals."

In similar situations referring to what happened to Mos Def, a Tall Israeli is a member of the secret cabal of individuals who really control the rap music industry. This aids to shed light on Mos Def's album subsequently being pulled from the record store shelves and edited to remove any mention of Tall Israelis.

Some tall Israeli is runnin' this rap shit,
We poke out our asses for a chance to cash in.

Tall Israeli by nation of cyrus July 16, 2007

Israeli carry 

a) The act of carrying a firearm with a loaded magazine inserted but no round in the chamber.

b) If using an open bolt design, the act of carrying a firearm with the bolt closed and a loaded magazine inserted.

Using this method, if the user wishes to fire the weapon, they must first actuate the slide/ charging handle.

This technique was made popular by the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF). The IDF used this technique to insure there pistols wouldn't go off after being dropped or hit. However, most modern pistols are designed to be drop safe, making Israeli carry for modern pistols obsolete.
Israeli carry is useful when carrying a firearm that has an open bolt design. To prevent failures it is imperative to keep the bolt closed. When the bolt is left open for extended periods of time, dust and other particles can accumulate causing the weapon to fail.

a) I always Israeli carry my Uzi to keep the dust from entering the chamber.

b) I always see him Israeli carrying his Glock, doesn't he know it's drop safe?

Israeli carry by Geralt...of...Rivia October 17, 2020