CRIM: Cunt Rag in
Motion. Dangerous female drivers. Typically overweight, big sunglasses, smug look on their fat
face, eating, texting, applying makeup while operating a motor vehicle. Formerly known as 'Minivan Moms' back in the 80's. CRIMS can be found piloting any type of motor vehicle, but specimens in Minivans, and to an even greater extent, large American SUVs (Denali, Tahoe, Escalade, etc) are among the most dangerous. CRIMS have developed a sense of impunity under the assumption that their actions behind the wheel are consequence free. CRIMs do not exist in
Russia, as inconsiderate female drivers are often pulled by their
hair out of the
car and properly dealt with.