investo 

Trading your stocks into abandon houses is called an "investo".

I made an investo last weekend, now I'm out $7,500.

investo by L. Hill December 21, 2023

Investurbate 

When you can't determine whether something is hot or not, so you decide to put it to the masturbatory test.

I'm 50% certain this HomeGoods ad is heating me up, but I'm not sure. Time to investurbate.

Yahoo Answers couldn't tell me whether or not I'm sexually attracted to Ansel Adams' photographs, so I had to do some ground-level investurbation. I'm not. We're good.

Investurbate by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

special investigation branch 

The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.

In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"

special investigation branch by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019

investigate my hole 

What two guys say to each other,that like one another.

"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."

investigate my hole by jim6471 June 8, 2018

emotionally invested 

Caring for someone to the point of vulnerability knowingly your going to get hurt at some point by them yet still taking the chance to be connected and is something we should not jump into or let it happen lightly. Not necessarily a romantic sexual feeling

I care very deeply for you and believe we'll always be Emotionally connected.
I feel emotionally invested in your life

emotionally invested by Realthoughts January 12, 2017

Sad App Inventor 

In the MIT app inventor competition students used scratch coding with expensive code while loosing to a rando with

cheaper code. Causing these app inventors to be sad.

*Snapchat story* "Missing, drunk, awake at 4 A.M. (Sad App Inventor)."

Sad App Inventor by sadappinventor September 30, 2021

Your ancestors incestors 

the incest family tree

Carl: "your mum gay"
John: "your dad lesbian"
Carl: " your granny tranny"
John: "your grandpap trap"
Carl: "your sister a mister"
John: "your family tree LGBT"
Carl: "dont make me do it to em."

John: "do it Carl"
Carl: "your ancestors incestors."
John:
Carl:
John:
Carl: "you know i had to do it to em"
God: 'bows down before Carl'

Your ancestors incestors by Yourancestorsincestors81 March 24, 2018