Instastar
A person who has many followers or follower request on their Instagram account do to famousness, or inversely proportion of waist/chest size and amount of clothes.
Instastar by SmuttyKage April 4, 2015
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Instastuck
The inability to get off of Instagram.
Unable to close the Instagram App.
When one is stuck in his or her current physical state or location due to being on Instagram.
Unable to close the Instagram App.
When one is stuck in his or her current physical state or location due to being on Instagram.
My husband has been instastuck for over an hour…can’t get him out of the bathroom because he is on Instagram.
Instastuck by Hipmomma January 23, 2023
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Instascam
Person A: "Did you see Jeff's rager on instagram? All those girls have to be hashtag naked by now"
Person B: "Dude it was an instascam. Everybody left at 9 and Jeff's jacking off to animal planet... Did you just say hashtag?
Person B: "Dude it was an instascam. Everybody left at 9 and Jeff's jacking off to animal planet... Did you just say hashtag?
Instascam by urbandicktionary February 23, 2013
Instastalking
When you browse through someone's Instagram page for a period of time without liking or commenting on any of their photos or videos
Person A: Dude, have you seen Person C?! She is so hot!
Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.
Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.
Instastalking by DoubleM_2000 June 9, 2014
Instahard
For a male penis to go from a state of softness or relaxation to a state of an uncontrollable erection in the penis.
Mainly caused by a beautiful or attractive female when seen or spotted with the eyes.
A combination of the words: Instantly (Without Delay or Immediately) and Hard (Not easily penetrated).
Mainly caused by a beautiful or attractive female when seen or spotted with the eyes.
A combination of the words: Instantly (Without Delay or Immediately) and Hard (Not easily penetrated).
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