Instastache

1. (Noun) A mustache created by the brand Insta

Person a: guess what I got!
Person b: what?
Person a: an instastache!

Instastache by Olivia Allcroft June 2, 2018

InstaSmashed 

The redrunk. When one Bloody Mary gets you instantly as smashed as you were the night before.

"Did you see that girl passed out in front of the bar?" "Yeah that bitch was instasmashed." Or to the tune of sanasa "instasmashed instasmashed instasmashed.. I just got instasmashed"

InstaSmashed by HeatyV April 17, 2015

instantchess 

Instantchess.com is a website dedicated to the game of chess. The website provides a relaxed environment for casual chess play via flash interface. There are currently over 2300+ premium members and numerous unregistered members.
Among its features, the website also allows users (premium players) to create there or team either for casual chess play (via forum) or to compete in team tournaments. For you do not wish to join a team you can still participate in individual tournaments.
There is currently only two translations of the site English and Russian. However with its vas popularity the site may add more languages upon demand.

I go to instantchess to play chess online!

instantchess by K, June 22, 2008

Instastalker 

A person who likes, comments or follows a user of social media without having any real life connection to them or who you may actually dislike in the real world.

Chad to friend - "hey, I just liked John's photo on Instagram and we haven't spoken in months!"

Friend to Chad - "Damn, Chad, you're such an INSTASTALKER!!!"

Instastalker by Uniquethinker87 November 5, 2014

instastalker 

A friend who follows all of your friends, even if they don't know the person

That girl is an instastalker!

instastalker by definethis1 June 9, 2014

instastracted 

Unable to do get anything done because you got preoccupied with Instagram.

I wanted to get the house cleaned, but I got Instastracted.

instastracted by Jammond Cheese November 14, 2022