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Instastache

1. (Noun) A mustache created by the brand Insta
Person a: guess what I got!
Person b: what?
Person a: an instastache!
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InstaSmashed 

The redrunk. When one Bloody Mary gets you instantly as smashed as you were the night before.
"Did you see that girl passed out in front of the bar?" "Yeah that bitch was instasmashed." Or to the tune of sanasa "instasmashed instasmashed instasmashed.. I just got instasmashed"
InstaSmashed by HeatyV April 17, 2015

instantchess 

Instantchess.com is a website dedicated to the game of chess. The website provides a relaxed environment for casual chess play via flash interface. There are currently over 2300+ premium members and numerous unregistered members.
Among its features, the website also allows users (premium players) to create there or team either for casual chess play (via forum) or to compete in team tournaments. For you do not wish to join a team you can still participate in individual tournaments.
There is currently only two translations of the site English and Russian. However with its vas popularity the site may add more languages upon demand.
I go to instantchess to play chess online!
instantchess by K, June 22, 2008

Instastalker 

A person who likes, comments or follows a user of social media without having any real life connection to them or who you may actually dislike in the real world.
Chad to friend - "hey, I just liked John's photo on Instagram and we haven't spoken in months!"

Friend to Chad - "Damn, Chad, you're such an INSTASTALKER!!!"
Instastalker by Uniquethinker87 November 5, 2014

instastalker 

A friend who follows all of your friends, even if they don't know the person
That girl is an instastalker!
instastalker by definethis1 June 9, 2014

instastracted 

Unable to do get anything done because you got preoccupied with Instagram.
I wanted to get the house cleaned, but I got Instastracted.
instastracted by Jammond Cheese November 14, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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