Instashare

When a person sees, a picture, statement, or video that has to be instantly shared with the rest of social media and/or the world.

Sharing something before you full comprehend it.

A picture of Nicolas Cage getting Falcon Punched....Instashare that

A sex tape of Selena Gomez, Mila Kunis, Maria Ozawa going at it, I dont have to see it to know this is an Instashare

The Republican Party says Barack Obama is the greatest man since Ronald Reagan?! INSTASHARE

by TheManipulator August 26, 2013

Instahard

For a male penis to go from a state of softness or relaxation to a state of an uncontrollable erection in the penis.
Mainly caused by a beautiful or attractive female when seen or spotted with the eyes.

A combination of the words: Instantly (Without Delay or Immediately) and Hard (Not easily penetrated).

"Man, I just got instahard when she walked in"

"Lola Luv = Instahard"

by Vinni-V February 16, 2010

Instawhore

Someone who consistently and often quite thirstily posts self-photographs on Instagram.

Mary-Katherine posted three photos of herself on Instagram today; therefore, Mary-Katherine is an Instawhore.

by Jacobee24 March 18, 2012

Instawhore

Generally females in the age group of 12-17 who participate in the social medium which is familiar to hipsters and food fanatics: Instagram. Instawhores compete against each other to take the most revealing photos of themselves. These photos are usually followed-up by numerous amounts of hashtags (such as '#Swag' and '#YOLO').

Jess: Hey Krystal, let's have a competition to see who can take the most amount of pictures of ourselves with barely any clothes on before our accounts get reported.

Krystal: Oh my gosh! That would be so awesome! We're gonna be such Instawhores. YOLO!

by #BrodoSwagginz January 3, 2013

Instasham

The social media platform that provides absolutely no true information about an individual, just the fabricated existence that the vacuous Vunts want to project to the rest of the inane sycophants that populate the site. #GiveMeAttention,
#MyBestVuntishLife, #Narcissist

Katie spent the last hour and a half trying to get the angle just right to hide her double chin and to catch the light just right making her cheeks glow and her puckered lips look like a lubed anus...... Ste just slapped his cock a few times and sent a dick pic back. The quintessential exchange on Instasham.

by Samuel Peeps February 19, 2019

Instahate

When you instantaneously or spontaneously know you hate someone or something.

I was overcome with instahate the moment I saw my ex's newest conquest.

I instahated her the second our eyes met!

by justanotherposter March 28, 2011

Instawhore

Someone who posts too frequently on social media and thrives on the attention they get from likes, comments, shares and follows. Instawhores may see themselves as influencers.

There's another post from Kate; she's such an Instawhore. You don't have to post a picture every minute of the day like an Instawhore.

by denver09 January 2, 2020