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Instastalk

verb:
To stalk someone on Instagram.

This is a development from the traditional Facebook stalk, as there are many more users that will allow their Instagram account to be public, and therefore open to Instastalkers (noun).
I know she goes to the gym, because I instastalked her.

I've made my Instagram account public, so everyone can instastalk me.
by Buggiful January 30, 2014
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Instastalk

When someone you have just met friends or messages you on facebook via smartphone during the time it took you to leave the bar and get home.
"Holy sh*t, she instastalked me. I can't decide if that's cool or not."

Or

"Don't friend her yet, your too close to instastalk territory."
by Drewsmits February 9, 2010
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Instastuck

The inability to get off of Instagram.

Unable to close the Instagram App.
When one is stuck in his or her current physical state or location due to being on Instagram.
My husband has been instastuck for over an hour…can’t get him out of the bathroom because he is on Instagram.
by Hipmomma January 23, 2023
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Instastalking

When you browse through someone's Instagram page for a period of time without liking or commenting on any of their photos or videos
Person A: Dude, have you seen Person C?! She is so hot!

Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.
by DoubleM_2000 June 9, 2014
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Instaspank

Pounding your meat to random Instagram pics.
I couldn’t find any porn that was working for me today so I decided to instaspank instead.

When I’m at work I just instaspank. I can’t look for porn on the company network.
by Eaton Holgoode April 1, 2018
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Instastalking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram without liking photos and videos. This can also be done by looking at photos the user was tagged or by clicking on people who were tagged in the user's photos.
james has been Instastalking Aly and he is currently 106 weeks into her Instagram.
by workoutsbymanny June 12, 2015
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Instasteal

Stealing someone's Instagram picture and posting it as your own without the owner's permission.
I hate why my sorority sisters Instasteal my pictures.
by Pmdono July 24, 2016
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