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instaswap

Something alot of FaZe members do. Basically click Y pull out shock charge then hit Y again. (They are very easy)
YO DUDE I JUST HIT A 720 INSTASWAP ACROSS MAP!
by Mitey June 5, 2016
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verb: to fckin merk someone
dude i totally fuckin 1080 ladderstall fakie claymore instaswap quadheadshot doubled someone on the 360 last night
by a;alkwfnopaewfnpafnpn February 15, 2018
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Instascam

Used to describe a party or gathering that looks awesome on Instagram but actually wasn't fun
Person A: "Did you see Jeff's rager on instagram? All those girls have to be hashtag naked by now"

Person B: "Dude it was an instascam. Everybody left at 9 and Jeff's jacking off to animal planet... Did you just say hashtag?
by urbandicktionary February 23, 2013
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Instastalking

When you browse through someone's Instagram page for a period of time without liking or commenting on any of their photos or videos
Person A: Dude, have you seen Person C?! She is so hot!

Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.
by DoubleM_2000 June 9, 2014
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Instafap

A woman/man/shemale who in one glance makes you want to blow a load ASAP.
Rick: Dude, bombshell at 12 o'clock!
Ray: Christ! What an instafap!
by Supermundanae May 23, 2016
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Instacrap

This steak looks delicious! I'll post it to Instacrap while it gets cold!
by KyleWasteOfSpace August 17, 2016
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Instasham

The social media platform that provides absolutely no true information about an individual, just the fabricated existence that the vacuous Vunts want to project to the rest of the inane sycophants that populate the site. #GiveMeAttention,
#MyBestVuntishLife, #Narcissist
Katie spent the last hour and a half trying to get the angle just right to hide her double chin and to catch the light just right making her cheeks glow and her puckered lips look like a lubed anus...... Ste just slapped his cock a few times and sent a dick pic back. The quintessential exchange on Instasham.
by Samuel Peeps February 19, 2019
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