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Instascare

One whom gets scared instantly
She walked into the house and got instascare.
Instascare by Yours.True.Le June 18, 2026
Words you can keep

Instascam 

Used to describe a party or gathering that looks awesome on Instagram but actually wasn't fun
Person A: "Did you see Jeff's rager on instagram? All those girls have to be hashtag naked by now"

Person B: "Dude it was an instascam. Everybody left at 9 and Jeff's jacking off to animal planet... Did you just say hashtag?
Instascam by urbandicktionary February 23, 2013

Instacart 

A grocery delivery service where some stranger drives to your house with the groceries you order on it.
I need some stuff but I have to take care of my grandma for the day. I'll just Instacart it.
Instacart by legal4s April 14, 2021

Instacream 

Instacream: The point of on the spot non controllable orgasm when you see someone that amazingly fit they have that effect on you
Hayley Williams, Just hearing her name makes me instacream
Instacream by Tobi Atkins August 4, 2007

Instacore 

Kids that go Scene overnight and claim to be ohh so hardcore and follow other instacore trens. like listening to shitty local bands and doing their hair all the wrong ways. These kids think they are really cool, but are usually reminded by everyone else how lame they are.
that instacore kids copied my hair.

Bullhead city, Az is the Capitol of instacore kids.
Instacore by ghjhg May 30, 2006

Instacreep 

One who creeps on their live feed on home page while on Facebook.
If you click refresh on the live feed on Facebook more than 10X in a minute you are an Instacreep.
Instacreep by MyNameIsKatie February 9, 2010

Instashare 

When a person sees, a picture, statement, or video that has to be instantly shared with the rest of social media and/or the world.

Sharing something before you full comprehend it.
A picture of Nicolas Cage getting Falcon Punched....Instashare that

A sex tape of Selena Gomez, Mila Kunis, Maria Ozawa going at it, I dont have to see it to know this is an Instashare

The Republican Party says Barack Obama is the greatest man since Ronald Reagan?! INSTASHARE
Instashare by TheManipulator August 26, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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