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Instascam 

Used to describe a party or gathering that looks awesome on Instagram but actually wasn't fun
Person A: "Did you see Jeff's rager on instagram? All those girls have to be hashtag naked by now"

Person B: "Dude it was an instascam. Everybody left at 9 and Jeff's jacking off to animal planet... Did you just say hashtag?
Instascam by urbandicktionary February 23, 2013

Instacart 

A grocery delivery service where some stranger drives to your house with the groceries you order on it.
I need some stuff but I have to take care of my grandma for the day. I'll just Instacart it.
Instacart by legal4s April 14, 2021

Instacream 

Instacream: The point of on the spot non controllable orgasm when you see someone that amazingly fit they have that effect on you
Hayley Williams, Just hearing her name makes me instacream
Instacream by Tobi Atkins August 4, 2007

Instacore 

Kids that go Scene overnight and claim to be ohh so hardcore and follow other instacore trens. like listening to shitty local bands and doing their hair all the wrong ways. These kids think they are really cool, but are usually reminded by everyone else how lame they are.
that instacore kids copied my hair.

Bullhead city, Az is the Capitol of instacore kids.
Instacore by ghjhg May 30, 2006

Instacreep 

One who creeps on their live feed on home page while on Facebook.
If you click refresh on the live feed on Facebook more than 10X in a minute you are an Instacreep.
Instacreep by MyNameIsKatie February 9, 2010

Instashare 

When a person sees, a picture, statement, or video that has to be instantly shared with the rest of social media and/or the world.

Sharing something before you full comprehend it.
A picture of Nicolas Cage getting Falcon Punched....Instashare that

A sex tape of Selena Gomez, Mila Kunis, Maria Ozawa going at it, I dont have to see it to know this is an Instashare

The Republican Party says Barack Obama is the greatest man since Ronald Reagan?! INSTASHARE
Instashare by TheManipulator August 26, 2013