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Instabomb 

Instabombing is the act of uploading all of your images to instagram at once. Done mostly because instagram's upload process is so lengthy; you end up filling the entire queue with your pictures and everyone gets annoyed.
I was out of cell phone range for the whole weekend, so I uploaded my all of my pictures at once on Monday morning. Man, my friends were annoyed that I instabomb everyone with my pictures.
Instabomb by Grrrrn July 8, 2012
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instaboner 

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly
1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"
instaboner by Zmoney November 30, 2005

Instabam 

Slang for jacking off to someone’s image and comments on Instagram.
Since “pandemic life” has so radically changed our social lives, his favorite online activity is now the Instabam!
Instabam by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2020
When you upload an image onto the social networking app Instagram, and you proceed to get many likes on the picture, hopefully from many great looking dimes and slampieces to insure maximal domage and increasing the growth of ones social ego.
"Avery how many likes did you get on that picture of the sky with the Camera+ HDR effect on it?"

"Dood I got like 53!!!"

"Damn dood thats mad instadome"
instadome by SaulSilver November 20, 2012

instabonerific 

It's all in the name. Something so goddamn hot you instantly get a boner. Just one look and BOING!
Megan Fox is totally instabonerific!

Susan Boyle is so not instabonerific....
instabonerific by headbanger32894 August 13, 2009

Instababe 

An normal individual who attracts attention as a model on instagram.
She is totally an instababe.
Instababe by raspilover June 4, 2018

instaboner 

Noun.

When a male's penis gets erected extremely fast, almost instantly.
When Jennifer Aniston offered me a blowjob I got an instaboner.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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