Instakid 

Someone who is so unbelievably stupid that they could not have been conceived by conventional means. Their parents went to the pet shop, bought a package of Instakid® and poured it into water and put it in the oven at 365. 3 days later they had their full grown, dumb ass kid. Similar to sea monkeys.

Person 1: Alex is always driving drunk, I don't know what's wrong with him

Person 2: Alex is an instakid man

Instakid by idddddddddk June 9, 2014

instakid 

The kid of the person you are dating that quickly becomes almost your own because you spend so much time with them outside of your dating relationship.

I am in beginning stages of dating a man with a child and I also have a child. When I go anywhere with my child it is "expected" that my instakid (the son or daughter of my boyfriend) will also join us.

instakid by marshmallowobsessed March 26, 2013

instakill 

-verb

1. In video games, to kill an opponent in a single shot or blow, regardless of health or defense. Most commonly, this refers to the player killing an opponent with this method or vice versa, but may also occur due to a passive hazard the player comes in contact with.

-noun

1. A form of attack that instakills an opponent. Also referred to as an "instakill attack" or "instakill move."

2. A death caused by an instakill attack.

-adjective

1. An object or attack that has the ability to instakill.

-verb

1. The lava on Super Mario 3 instakills you if you so much as touch it.

-noun

1. It's impossible to beat that endboss without cheating because every attack he does is an instakill!

2. If you can shoot someone in the head with that sniper rifle, it's an instakill.

-adjective

1. The Golden Gun might have only one shot, but it fires instakill bullets.

instakill by reese456 May 6, 2010

AOL InstaKiss 

n. An e-mail phishing scam that apparently fooled a lot of AOL newbies into giving away their passwords. Users received an e-mail saying, "You've received an AOL InstaKiss!" and then were asked to enter their screen name and password.

"Hey, I just got an AOL InstaKiss! Maybe it's from that hottie Michelle!"

"OK dumbass, you just gave away your account."

AOL InstaKiss by loop zoop August 7, 2011

instakill 

when your in fortnite listening to mo bamba in 10 hour repeat and you hit the default and get the kill

i hit the 8ball in !! that’s an instakill

instakill by fortniteinstakiller101 November 29, 2018

instakill 

A power up drop in call of duty zombies that allows you to instantly kill any zombie for 30 seconds.

Me: Yo guys there's an instakill over there, we need that right now. hopefully I don't die trying to get it.

instakill by charon I March 9, 2019

instarider 

A person who owns a motorcycle and only rides when the sun is out and there’s absolutely no chance of rain.

They ride, for only one reason, to take photos of their bike, and usually themselves, in places close to their home to post on social media.

Instariders only care about the likes they get for their pictures of their bikes and don’t care for the ride itself.

“You think Gavin will come for a ride today?”
“Nah, there’s a little cloud over there and he won’t get any good photos.”
“Bloody instarider.”

instarider by Coondawgs August 1, 2020