instafold

Term used in poker referring to the act of "Instantly Folding"

With the blinds up to $10,000-$20,000, I instafolded my 10/2 off suit

by Steelheader August 6, 2008

instafooled

The term used when your Instagram crush doesn't look like his/her picture in real life. The frequent use of filters and deceptive angles may cause you to believe they're a certified 10 on the scale, but in real life, the way the light hits their face doesn't do them any justice.

Merhawit: I met my Instagram crush last night, but he didn't look like ANY of his pictures :(

Natanya: Damn, girl, you were instafooled!

by l0uisian1mal July 20, 2013

instaholic

someone who is to obsessed with instagram they do it 24/7

That girl needs rehab she's a instaholic.

by malima August 19, 2014

instaflush

A tecnhique of instant, pre-wipe toilet flushing, used when a particuarly bad smell is anticipated, often in a guest's house.

I was at my bird's house last night and had to instaflush. Just couldn't risk it in the downstairs toilet

by Asthmatic Mule December 26, 2014

Instaroll

A party that upon arrival, is rolled by the cops.

"Hey buddy, how was the Jamul party on Holloween?"
-"Weak dude, it got instarolled."

by mirk4 November 9, 2009

Instalol

Something that is instantly laughed at without any absorption time necessary.

Watching that kid drop his entire lunch while going down the staircase was such an instalol that I dropped mine as well.

by Vlio December 14, 2010

Instaflirting

When two people go back and forth liking one another's photos flirtaciously eventually causing one to DM the other

Who is the @*******

I don't know why?
Because every time I like one of her photos, she likes one of mine.
She is instaflirting with you, you should message her

by Hink68PMMF September 9, 2016