Definitions by idddddddddk

Instakid 

Someone who is so unbelievably stupid that they could not have been conceived by conventional means. Their parents went to the pet shop, bought a package of Instakid® and poured it into water and put it in the oven at 365. 3 days later they had their full grown, dumb ass kid. Similar to sea monkeys.

Person 1: Alex is always driving drunk, I don't know what's wrong with him

Person 2: Alex is an instakid man

Instakid by idddddddddk June 9, 2014