Instacunt 

A woman who's emotions turn from happy (or at least normal) to raging cunt in the blink of an eye for no apparent or good reason.

I was minding my own business when she turned instacunt on me.

We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.

Instacunt by BizzyBlond October 8, 2009

Instacunt 

Pretty much a basic white girl. Is obsessed with instagram, likes showing their body off, wearing leggings, and drinking pumpkin spice lattes.

Look at all the Instacunts in the starbucks line!

Instacunt by MrKittyPetter December 2, 2020

Instacunt 

Person who shamelessly displays their mundane and non-contributory existence on instagram with a view that their most basic life skills, such as sourcing food, clothing or shelter, are somehow relevant to anyone outside of their immediate proximity who is not dependent on their ability to source food, clothing or shelter.

Another instagram post of an egg or a hat from a brittle-soul instacunt who needs a "safe place" like their parents' basement to lie to the world that their unearned views are valid and their life has meaning beyond being potential cannon fodder.

Instacunt by Eckhart Tollroad May 25, 2020

Instacation 

Noun.

An entire vacation spent taking and posting pictures on Instagram.

It looked like you had a great time on your instacation.

Instacation by Laurie H. August 4, 2017

instacurity

An excessive concern with one’s social media presence, influence, and/or likeability.

I knew I was suffering from instacurity when I strategically timed when I was going to post on Twitter to ensure the most retweets, once even tweeting from a funeral because I didn’t want to miss that “peak” time. I’m sure my late aunt would have understood.

instacurity by Mr. Instacurity April 3, 2013

Swiss Miss Instant Piss

When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.

According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.

-You take a sip and it tastes like piss, Swiss Miss Instant Piss.

Swiss Miss Instant Piss by HealthyMinder April 20, 2021

Instant Forbes

A term used to describe a jackpot of a specified lottery to be over a billion dollars. Hence, the winner of the jackpot will win a billion dollars or more, meaning that they will be added to the Forbes Billionaires List. In a nutshell, their name will instantly be put on Forbes.

"Hey, did you hear that the jackpot is over 1.4 billion dollars today?"

"You bet! That is like Instant Forbes right there!"

Instant Forbes by VMECK July 30, 2016