A woman who's emotions turn from happy (or at least normal) to raging cunt in the blink of an eye for no apparent or good reason.
I was minding my own business when she turned instacunt on me.
We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.
We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.
by BizzyBlond October 8, 2009
Get the Instacunt mug.Pretty much a basic white girl. Is obsessed with instagram, likes showing their body off, wearing leggings, and drinking pumpkin spice lattes.
Look at all the Instacunts in the starbucks line!
by MrKittyPetter December 2, 2020
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Person who shamelessly displays their mundane and non-contributory existence on instagram with a view that their most basic life skills, such as sourcing food, clothing or shelter, are somehow relevant to anyone outside of their immediate proximity who is not dependent on their ability to source food, clothing or shelter.
Another instagram post of an egg or a hat from a brittle-soul instacunt who needs a "safe place" like their parents' basement to lie to the world that their unearned views are valid and their life has meaning beyond being potential cannon fodder.
by Eckhart Tollroad May 25, 2020
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Get the Instacation mug.I knew I was suffering from instacurity when I strategically timed when I was going to post on Twitter to ensure the most retweets, once even tweeting from a funeral because I didn’t want to miss that “peak” time. I’m sure my late aunt would have understood.
by Mr. Instacurity April 3, 2013
Get the instacurity mug.When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.
According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.
According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.
by HealthyMinder April 20, 2021
Get the Swiss Miss Instant Piss mug.A term used to describe a jackpot of a specified lottery to be over a billion dollars. Hence, the winner of the jackpot will win a billion dollars or more, meaning that they will be added to the Forbes Billionaires List. In a nutshell, their name will instantly be put on Forbes.
"Hey, did you hear that the jackpot is over 1.4 billion dollars today?"
"You bet! That is like Instant Forbes right there!"
"You bet! That is like Instant Forbes right there!"
by VMECK July 30, 2016
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