Instacartian

Any Instacart employee, or people who use Instacart on a regular basis.

Instacartians never pick good produce for my order.

by YouNeedABreathMint January 4, 2022

Instacation

Noun.

An entire vacation spent taking and posting pictures on Instagram.

It looked like you had a great time on your instacation.

by Laurie H. August 4, 2017

instacation

Short trip, unusual one-off experience, mini-vacation. The more novel and adventurous the better.

Steve and Frank took an instacation to Hawaii to see the lava flowing into the ocean.

by travel junkie January 4, 2012

Instacartunnel Syndrome

The painful throbbing feeling in an Instacart shopper's opposable thumbs, frantically searching for a batch that will never arrive.

Baby, why aren't you playing video games tonight?

I got instacartunnel syndrome, because the bots are stealing all the goddamn batches!!

by Cattard April 30, 2020