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Instacrush 

to instantly find yourself fawning over that one hottie with the sparkling eyes, and that beaming smile. you probably don't know their name, and they probably don't know yours, but who cares its infatuation at a first glance. its not necessary to know much about that person, besides the fact that they're oozing in appeal.
Guy1: " oh man did you see that waitress over there? "
Guy2: " you mean the one in the miniskirt?! hot! "
Guy1: " No shit."
Guy2: "instacrush dude, instacrush. "
Instacrush by donteatcows October 27, 2007
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Instacrush 

When you find yourself thinking about, in love with or infatuated with someone you follow on Instagram that you may or may not know in real life.
Hey! You should follow back cutegirl123. She has an instacrush on you.
Instacrush by seagreene May 15, 2014

Instacrush 

When you instantly gain a crush on someone, or something.

Sounds far less sappy and weird than 'love at first sight' and probably smoother to use in a sentence as well.
When I was younger, simply seeing a man with long, elegant, hair gave me an instacrush.
Instacrush by thisyellocatnow May 27, 2020

instaflush

A tecnhique of instant, pre-wipe toilet flushing, used when a particuarly bad smell is anticipated, often in a guest's house.
I was at my bird's house last night and had to instaflush. Just couldn't risk it in the downstairs toilet
instaflush by Asthmatic Mule December 26, 2014

instacrunk 

Instant Crazy Drunk. When you drink a lot of booze in a little amount of time so that you get MAJOR CRUNK INSTANTLY.
David got INSTACRUNK with Amy and they took their friendship one step further.
instacrunk by Rice U December 7, 2005

InstaTrashed 

When a quiet or peaceful area is showcased for its tranquility on social media and is overrun by clout chasers who in turn ruin the area with noise and garbage.

Also synonymous with tourists disrespecting the local environment.
I loved to go camping there before it got InstaTrashed.

This was a quiet area I used to hike on before it got InstaTrashed.

We had to shut down this part of the tour to let the environment heal from tourist activity. It was InstaTrashed to the point our local government stepped in and said no more. We can still admire it from afar, we just can't go in.
InstaTrashed by JinxedIt November 27, 2020

Instatrash

Basically, its mail that you get that you never open and throw away immediately. Examples are circulars (even if you read it briefly), menus for restaurants you won't eat at, those bulky local town magazines / newspapers (does anyone read this shit?). Also includes fake-looking and suspicious-looking government, state or legal documentation. Basically, about 80% of your mail is instantly trash aka instatrash

Includes variation insta-trash
Most of my mail goes right from the tree to my trash can. It's instatrash
Instatrash by Headcircus January 19, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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