if'n 

Old-timey contraction meaning "if and when"

I'll call you tomorrow if'n I get my homework done.

if'n by Prox September 12, 2006

if’n 

if and when

i’ll let u know if’n my package comes

if’n by anonymous September 14, 2020

if'n 

a variation of the word if.

I can carry you over to the farm if'n ya want me to.

if'n by Swarsfanatic May 14, 2005

if'n 

If. An unnecessary, improper contraction of "if" and an obsolete mystery word, commonly used in the South.

Danzig lyrics from "Tired of being alive": "Don't care, if'n you die..."
Dylan lyrics from "Don't think twice, it's all right":

"sit and wonder why, babe, if'n you don't know by now"

if'n by eleventhtoe October 25, 2011

Here if u upvote this ill give u an n-word pass 

Hey im a black male from the UK if u upvote this u automatically get an n-word pass also my dick is 3.2 inches if any thotties wanna hmu

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Here if u upvote this ill give u an n-word pass by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

If Necessaried 

When one has tickets to an NBA, NHL, or MLB playoffs, but the game they had tickets to becomes cancelled, as one team had already won the series. Only used for Game 5's, Game 6's, or Game 7's, the games that are scheduled as "if necessary," the derivation of the phrase.

Mike: "Hey, how was the Red Sox- Angels game last night?"

John: "The game was if necessaried; the Angels already swept."

Mike: "Ahh, that sucks."

If Necessaried by ghosterizer23 October 11, 2009

Don't drink if no buy 

A phrase used by your local Indian gas station or conveinance Store's worker from Indian descent

Sir don't drink if no buy!

Don't drink if no buy by Indianworker402 January 27, 2017