A euphemism for masturbation.
Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bathroom taking my talents to South Beach.
When one has tickets to an NBA, NHL, or MLB playoffs, but the game they had tickets to becomes cancelled, as one team had already won the series. Only used for Game 5's, Game 6's, or Game 7's, the games that are scheduled as "if necessary," the derivation of the phrase.
Mike: "Hey, how was the Red Sox
game last night?"
John: "The game was if necessaried; the Angels
Mike: "Ahh, that sucks."