Obsolete 

Outdated, useless.

Cassette tapes are obsolete.

Obsolete by Rodney Basil May 23, 2004

Obsolete 

What you classify yourself as when you fade away.

"I'll fade away an classify myself as obsolete."
"OBSOLETE!"

Obsolete by The Obsolete Muuule August 2, 2017

obsolete 

A time-released function on all technology (especially PCs) that activates itself right after you buy the device.

obsolete by Skeptic One July 23, 2003

obsolete 

"We want to sell you a new one."

That P4 is only 1.2 GHz? How do you get anything done on that obsolete pile?

obsolete by nevets February 10, 2005

obsolete 

1. Your computer for work
2. Caused by Windows

SAFETY MANUAL TIP #1: Do not sit near obsolete computers
SAFETY MANUAL TIP #2: If your computer is not obsolete, install Windows

obsolete by Lusterveil April 27, 2004

Obsolete 

Something that is so old that no one feels the need to use it anymore; see old school or cavemen for more information.

ex. 1: The stubborn man decided to go to work by driving a 1908 Model-T Ford, which was so obsolete that it literally had to be cranked.

Obsolete by Flaminghorse January 8, 2019

obsolete 

one of the greatest albums of all time by one of the greatest bands.

fear factory's version of cars is on the digipak to obsolete.

obsolete is better than digimortal

obsolete by slacker jesus March 21, 2004