hicktown

1. A place where a hick or a redneck lives.

2. A song sung by Jason Aldean.

"We let it rip when we got the money. Let it roll if we got the gas. It gets wild yeah but that’s the way we get down in a Hicktown"

by Swarsfanatic May 10, 2005

Jesusland

1. The majority of the United States, where the majority of the citzens read the Bible and have morals, unlike the Yankess.

2. The Southern States, in the United States, who know how to correctly vote for someone.

The people in Jesusland were thrilled when Senator John Kerry lost the election.

by Swarsfanatic May 10, 2005

hick

1. Another name for a redneck

2. Midwesterners and Southerners in the United States of America.

The Southeren hick went out to work on the farm.

by Swarsfanatic May 10, 2005

Jamie Letourneau

A person who believes himself to be a DJ at JoeFM and also believes himself to be an AIM Mod. He lives in Edmonton, Alberta and has terriable grammar and tends to luiz much of the time.

Person: Jamie Lerourneau ^+^
Jamie: person ^+^
Jamie: I almost twisted my ankle today
Jamie: and almost sprained it
Jamie: was so close

by Swarsfanatic April 23, 2005

Rascal Flatts

A Country band consisting of Joe Don Rooney, Gary LeVox, and Jay Demarcus.

The Rascal Flatts sing "Bless The Broken Road"

by Swarsfanatic May 11, 2005

shuck and jive

Not the whole truth; or manipulating something to get it your way.

Person 1: I don't believe you can still do that
Person 2: I can so *demonstrates*

by Swarsfanatic June 26, 2005

Tractor Pull

Where, tractor pulling happens. Much like a truck pull. A motor sport, where the idea is to pull a weight transfer machine, called a sled, as far as possible down a dirt track. The farther down the track the more weight the sled transfers to the skid plate. This makes the sled harder to pull down the track. The more distance, the harder it is to pull it. As the vehicle pulls the sled down the track, the weight moves forward, creating more resistance for the tractor to pull against. Finally at the supreme moment of pull, the weight on the sled is directly over the front end of the sled. This causes enormous friction with the ground, which finally brings the vehicle to a halt, with the distance the vehicle has traveled measured from a point called a starting line to the point at which the front of the sled now rests. Pulling the entire length of the track is considered a full pull. When two or more competitors, in the same class, cross the 300 foot line this results in a pull-off.

Let's go down to the tractor pull later today.

by Swarsfanatic June 01, 2005