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Adam Reid 

People with this exact name are usually very fat and obese
Adam Reid by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 19, 2019
Totally real disease that has killed billions even took the life of a well known streamer ninja who streams mincecraft on a daily basis anyways ligma is super deadly and kills in 3.2 inches shit i mean 5 seconds 3.2 inches is my dick
Me: Fuck dude u have Ligma
Ligma dude: Fu-*dies*
Ligma by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 18, 2019
You
U
U by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Here if u upvote this ill give u an n-word pass 

Hey im a black male from the UK if u upvote this u automatically get an n-word pass also my dick is 3.2 inches if any thotties wanna hmu
here if u upvote this ill give u an n-word pass
Cunt basically means cunt
Me: Oi u cunt get over here
Cunt: No
Cunt by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Ur mom gay lol 

When u wanna win a fight say this but if they say no u after just commit deathpacito
Dickhead: Hey u are have small penis
Me: Yeah well ur mom gay lol
Dickhead: Fuck *runs away*

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes 

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.
Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes