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Ligma

Totally real disease that has killed billions even took the life of a well known streamer ninja who streams mincecraft on a daily basis anyways ligma is super deadly and kills in 3.2 inches shit i mean 5 seconds 3.2 inches is my dick
Me: Fuck dude u have Ligma
Ligma dude: Fu-*dies*
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 18, 2019
mugGet the Ligmamug.

Furry

Rawr x3 nuzzlez how tha fuck is yo dirty ass pounces on you you so warm o3o notices you gotz a funky-ass bulge o: one of mah thugss aiiight ;) nuzzlez yo' necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies yo' bulgy wolgy you so big-ass :oooo rubbies mo' on yo' bulgy wolgy it don't stop growin .///. kisses you n' lickies yo' necky daddy likies (; nuzzlez wuzzlez I hope daddy straight-up likes $: wigglez booty n' squirms I wanna peep yo' big-ass daddy meat~ wigglez booty I gots a lil itch o3o wags tail can you please git mah itch~ puts paws on yo' chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs yo' chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease fucked up grill I need ta be punished runs paws down yo' chest n' bites lip like I need ta be punished straight-up good~ paws on yo' bulge as I lick mah lips I be gettin thirsty. I can go fo' some gin n juice unbuttons yo' baggy-ass pants as mah eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over yo' ding-a-ling yo' daddy meat I wanna bust a nut on fondlez Mista Muthafuckin Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls n' inhalez deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms mo' n' wigglez booty I gots a straight-up boner fo' yo' musky goodnizz bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ sucklez on yo' tip so phat licks pre of yo' ding-a-ling salty goodness~ eyes role back n' goes balls deep mmmm~ moans n' suckles
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019
mugGet the Furrymug.

Ur mom gay lol

When u wanna win a fight say this but if they say no u after just commit deathpacito
Dickhead: Hey u are have small penis
Me: Yeah well ur mom gay lol
Dickhead: Fuck *runs away*
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019
mugGet the Ur mom gay lolmug.

Nigga Stole My Beans

Basically u use this when some black dude comes up to u and steals ur beans
Me: *Eats Beans*
Nigga: *Steals My Beans*
Me: Nigga Stole My Beans
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019
mugGet the Nigga Stole My Beansmug.

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.
Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019
mugGet the Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudesmug.

Puta

This means Whore or Prostitute in spanish and all those other amigos languages its what u would normaly call someone named Karen
Me: Ehhh Puta How u doin gringo
Karen: no pablo espaniol
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019
mugGet the Putamug.

Here if u upvote this ill give u an n-word pass

Hey im a black male from the UK if u upvote this u automatically get an n-word pass also my dick is 3.2 inches if any thotties wanna hmu
here if u upvote this ill give u an n-word pass
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019
mugGet the Here if u upvote this ill give u an n-word passmug.

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