Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Ur mom gay lol

When u wanna win a fight say this but if they say no u after just commit deathpacito

Dickhead: Hey u are have small penis
Me: Yeah well ur mom gay lol
Dickhead: Fuck *runs away*

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Ligma

Totally real disease that has killed billions even took the life of a well known streamer ninja who streams mincecraft on a daily basis anyways ligma is super deadly and kills in 3.2 inches shit i mean 5 seconds 3.2 inches is my dick

Me: Fuck dude u have Ligma
Ligma dude: Fu-*dies*

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 18, 2019

Adam Reid

People with this exact name are usually very fat and obese

Adam Reid is THICC

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 19, 2019

Here if u upvote this ill give u an n-word pass

Hey im a black male from the UK if u upvote this u automatically get an n-word pass also my dick is 3.2 inches if any thotties wanna hmu

here if u upvote this ill give u an n-word pass

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Nigga Stole My Beans

Basically u use this when some black dude comes up to u and steals ur beans

Me: *Eats Beans*
Nigga: *Steals My Beans*
Me: Nigga Stole My Beans

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Me

Hi im 35 im going thru a mid life crisis my dick is 3.2 inches im just now single wife karen left and took the kids so ladies hmu

Me: Wanks to furry porn

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019