I.U.D. 

Nah but they don’t want to use the I.U.D. cus it pokes the fat cockles in the tip when they’re hitting bottom.

Hym “But the I.U.D. Hinders their ability to fully engulf fat cocks. And nothing is ever allowed to hinder their ability to sit on a meaty dongle. Ever. Not me. Not anything! They shouldn’t ever have to NOT do something they want to do. For any reason.”

I.U.D. by Hym Iam October 20, 2022

U.D.I. 

Unidentified Drinking Injury - A mysterious injury received during a bender (qv) and of which the victim has no recollection

"Honestly Officer, Me and my brother N-Lew don't know WHAT happened. We was just heading back from the Tav with these 2 georgous chicks and when we woke up they'd turned into Swamp Donkeys!" said J-Lew. "Must have been some sort of U.D.I." N-Lew added

U.D.I. by Daxxler February 5, 2003

U.D.I 

Unidentified Drinking Injury.

An injury such as a scratch or bruise that is obtained when in a state of drunkeness. But have no recollection or memory of how it was received.

Mate, i've got a well bad U.D.I on my arm. I must of done it last night when i was pissed!

U.D.I by U.D.I United May 22, 2006

D.U.I 

1) Dailing Under the Influence
2) Driving Under the Influence

1) 'Man I was so drunk last night I phoned my Ex and started talking dirty. Well thats what u get when you D.U.I, ay?'
2) 'Fucken Cops got me last night for D.U.I. Guess I had one to many, ay?'

D.U.I by Lou October 5, 2004

c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.f

Can You Suck My Sick Untill I Nut On Your Face

Him: Babygirl C.S.M.D.U.I.N.O.Y.F
Her: Yes,Daddy

c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.f by ForeveaMine November 17, 2020

D.U.I 

Dialing under the influence. When you check your cell phone after a big night of drinking to find you’ve called all the wrong people.

You've D.U.I'd your ex, her mother, bestfriend, whoever you really would not call when your sober.

D.U.I by brcic October 18, 2008

D.U.I Suicide 

When something tragic in your life happens and you decide to get wasted and think suicidal thoughts thus inducing you to drive and kill yourself

Don't recommend suicide but if you are this is the way to go dying a hero

i can't belive that my girlfriend dumped me i think im gonna pull a D.U.I Suicide

D.U.I Suicide by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009