Definitions by Daxxler

Apple Catchers 

n. Generously Proportioned Knickers

As the dust settled on the debacle that was Club Terrymont, Publican Dave Orr surveyed the wreckage and found some disturbing evidence " HOLY SHITE BATMAN...that's a pair of the Largest APPLE CATHERS I've ever seen"!

Apple Catchers by Daxxler February 20, 2003

Swamp Donkey 

A female Bereft of Physical beauty;
tug boat; boiler; sea monster; steg

Swamp Donkey by Daxxler February 5, 2003

U.D.I. 

Unidentified Drinking Injury - A mysterious injury received during a bender (qv) and of which the victim has no recollection

"Honestly Officer, Me and my brother N-Lew don't know WHAT happened. We was just heading back from the Tav with these 2 georgous chicks and when we woke up they'd turned into Swamp Donkeys!" said J-Lew. "Must have been some sort of U.D.I." N-Lew added

U.D.I. by Daxxler February 5, 2003

Beer Monkey 

n. Mythical Simian like creature that magicly appears during the middle of the night to Ruffle your hair, shit in your mouth and nick $50 out of your wallet while you sleep. Often visits after you duck out on a Friday night for a few "bevvies" with the boys.

And I'd just nipped out for a few quiet beers with boys and the next thing you know I wake up with a hangover and the "Beer Monkey's" paid me a visit!

Beer Monkey by Daxxler January 23, 2003