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D.U.I
Dialing under the influence. When you check your cell phone after a big night of drinking to find you’ve called all the wrong people.
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D.U.I Suicide
When something tragic in your life happens and you decide to get wasted and think suicidal thoughts thus inducing you to drive and kill yourself
Don't recommend suicide but if you are this is the way to go dying a hero
Don't recommend suicide but if you are this is the way to go dying a hero
D.U.I Suicide by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009
D U I DAN
MAN:..." well he got fired for a DUI"
DAN:" hell everybody's got a DUI why do you think Im ridin' the bus ,used ta have a nice truck and everything"
DAN:" hell everybody's got a DUI why do you think Im ridin' the bus ,used ta have a nice truck and everything"
D U I DAN by NIFTY NICK May 4, 2004
D.U.I.H.S.T.
When a driver eats a hard shell taco behind the wheel. The distraction and mess caused by eating the taco causes the driver to swerve erratically potentially causing an accident. Many accidents caused by D.U.I.H.S.T. occur near Taco Bell.
Joe-I totaled my car again last night after taco bell
Tyler-That's the second one this year, were you eating a hard shell taco?
Joe-Yes, luckily the cops didn't charge me with D.U.I.H.S.T.
Tyler-That's the second one this year, were you eating a hard shell taco?
Joe-Yes, luckily the cops didn't charge me with D.U.I.H.S.T.
D.U.I.H.S.T. by nohomofromcomo December 12, 2012
c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.f
c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.f by ForeveaMine November 17, 2020
c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.t
POV dude brings you up to his bedroom and whispers in your hear Now Come Suck My Dick Untill I Nutt On Your Titties AKA #C.S.M.D.U.I.N.O.Y.T
c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.t by Zai🦋 October 21, 2020
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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