U.I.D.I.

Unidentified Injury Due to Intoxication

Brad: Yo Ryan, what'd you do to your leg?
Ryan: I don't know man, U.I.D.I.

by curlcity December 4, 2016

l.m.r.y.f.u.i.d.i.c

let me ride your face until i drip in cum

Sammy: l.m.r.y.f.u.i.d.i.c
bob: 😩

by l.m.r.y.f.u.i.d.i.c April 11, 2021

U.D.I.

Unidentified Drinking Injury - A mysterious injury received during a bender (qv) and of which the victim has no recollection

"Honestly Officer, Me and my brother N-Lew don't know WHAT happened. We was just heading back from the Tav with these 2 georgous chicks and when we woke up they'd turned into Swamp Donkeys!" said J-Lew. "Must have been some sort of U.D.I." N-Lew added

by Daxxler February 5, 2003

U.D.I

Unidentified Drinking Injury.

An injury such as a scratch or bruise that is obtained when in a state of drunkeness. But have no recollection or memory of how it was received.

Mate, i've got a well bad U.D.I on my arm. I must of done it last night when i was pissed!

by U.D.I United May 22, 2006

c.u.p.i.d. system

The c.u.p.i.d system or "cupids" was devised by the singular Alex Zavos of Cambridge in the year of our lord 2006.

C.U.P.I.D. stands for "Cunt Until Point Is Disproven" and is a system for choosing friends which weeds people out by instantly assuming everyone you meet is a twat until they prove to you that they are not.

A: Steve's just run off with my wife!
B: The cunt! But i thought you two were mates.
A: I know, I know I'm too trusting I should have used the c.u.p.i.d. system like Alex said.
B: Oh well at least you'll know for next time, lets go get pissed

by robuttt October 4, 2006

C.U.D.I.

Can U Dig It?!!!! Slang text when you want to ask a question, like so, Can U Dig It?!!

Person 1 says: So girl are you going to the bar tonight? Person 2: Nah, I gotta work late. C.U.D.I.?!! Person 1: I feel ya!

by MissTT February 26, 2011

U.D.I.

Stands for Unidentified (or Unknown) Drinking Injury. Any kind of injury that is impossible to explain due to the fact that the injury occurred while drunk or otherwise in a wasted state.

When I woke up the next morning, there was an abundance of U.D.I.'s: scrapes, bruises, open flesh wounds -- I thought to myself, "I don't remember walking through a swamp or viciously attacking a laundry hamper."

by slurogue February 27, 2009